Silly Neo, don’t you know that gay people can’t be masculine alphas who kick ass and take names? They’re all effiminate hair dressers and stylists and fashion designers. Michael Bay told me so!
1. they are trying to capitialize on the fact both played in star trek
2. Drop the romance and and concentrate on both guys.
3. It would be better if one was a female (no romance in sight means that it’s platonic)
4. They”re all white.
5. Drop the pretty white girl.
6.THEY’RE WHITE MALE
7. It would be more better if they had Ellen Wong (Scott Pilgrim) and Jordana Brewster (Fast Five) instead of Chris Pine and Tom Brady and follow the three laws of female casting.
8. They are all white
“See these two very attractive and highly competent men trying to kill each other? That’s because the woman they are both dating is a lying, two-timing whore!”
… uh… is this a joke? This has to be a parody… this is the only way this works, in that we LAUGH AT the two men and hope the woman finds someone she likes. It HAS to be… and yet, it’s being told completely straight-faced. I mean, this is being played for laughs, but it feels as though we’re being told to root for the two immature idiots who have CIA resources at their disposal and do things like violate personal freedom to win a girl, who might as well just be a fancy car at this point.
Good lord, it’s Scott Pilgrim, all over again.
And the first 30 seconds actually made it look like an entertaining action movie.
*shakes head* And yeah, there are a WHOLE lot of vanilla in this movie. I’m not even sure I saw any people of colour in the background.
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Young Kirk and young Picard…really?
I suppose there’s no chance for those two to just fuck it out is there?
*shrug* A pygmy can dream.
Damn….I always knew Shinzon was sexy.
Silly Neo, don’t you know that gay people can’t be masculine alphas who kick ass and take names? They’re all effiminate hair dressers and stylists and fashion designers. Michael Bay told me so!
*KABOOM*
Damn, I blew up my Sarcasm Meter…
what wrong with this movie:
1. they are trying to capitialize on the fact both played in star trek
2. Drop the romance and and concentrate on both guys.
3. It would be better if one was a female (no romance in sight means that it’s platonic)
4. They”re all white.
5. Drop the pretty white girl.
6.THEY’RE WHITE MALE
7. It would be more better if they had Ellen Wong (Scott Pilgrim) and Jordana Brewster (Fast Five) instead of Chris Pine and Tom Brady and follow the three laws of female casting.
8. They are all white
So that’s my take
Would you be willing to explain the slut-shaming? I don’t see that, and I want to understand.
The slut shaming goes like this:
“See these two very attractive and highly competent men trying to kill each other? That’s because the woman they are both dating is a lying, two-timing whore!”
… uh… is this a joke? This has to be a parody… this is the only way this works, in that we LAUGH AT the two men and hope the woman finds someone she likes. It HAS to be… and yet, it’s being told completely straight-faced. I mean, this is being played for laughs, but it feels as though we’re being told to root for the two immature idiots who have CIA resources at their disposal and do things like violate personal freedom to win a girl, who might as well just be a fancy car at this point.
Good lord, it’s Scott Pilgrim, all over again.
And the first 30 seconds actually made it look like an entertaining action movie.
*shakes head* And yeah, there are a WHOLE lot of vanilla in this movie. I’m not even sure I saw any people of colour in the background.
Hollywood? You keep saving me money, ok? I appreciate it!
one crappy movie at a time
Man, at this point I’m sticking to animated films.
I’m sticking to anime and manga and Eastern films if they haven been corrupted by Ameican media
I said it before and I’ll say it again: This is why I don’t watch Hollywood movies anymore.