Comic Book Fandom: FUCK YOU!!!!

In which I illustrate to comic book fandom why this Gay Magical Negro is not their friend.

So Chuck Dixon and his ilk of glorified inbreds have recently been throwing a hissy fit over the repeal of DADT and the invasion of the homos fagging up their preshus armies and handing out their AIDS burgers.

Now typically I would write a long eloquent thesis about why homophobia is wrong and why this failed mindset is so full of fail
Not today.

Between Levitz’s misogyny, the Thor racefail, and Dixon’s homophobia (trifecta anyone?), I’m simply out of spoons and today we won’t be playing diplomatic minority where I mind my tone like a good non-threatening Negro. Because if you think I’m under obligation to smile and take it while I’m being denigrated, then you’re a sociopath who views me as a 3/5 subhuman.

No. All I have to say today to Dixon and others like him is simply: FUCK YOU!!!

-If you honestly think that I’m about to waste my precious time explaining to your bigoted asses why I am a human being entitled to the same rights, dignities and liberties that you take for granted and me being gay doesn’t negate said humanity or rights, then FUCK YOU!!!

-If this comic here doesn’t drive home the truth for you, FUCK YOU!!!

-If Katy Kane’s story (that was penned brilliantly by Greg Rucka) doesn’t illustrate for you the injustice of DADT, then FUCK YOU!!!

-If it’s not registering that the same weak ass arguments being made against queer soldiers were made against black soldiers (and don’t even get me started on the countless contributions we’ve made protecting a country that fears and hates us) then FUCK YOU!!!

-If you honestly believe that true equality = some Machiavellian agenda from the Left, then FUCK YOU!!!!!

If I have to convince you that chicks read comics and deserve some respect, FUCK YOU!!!

And by the by, if you think that as a proud alpha male, I’m going to feel uncomfortable and threatened by powerful, smart, sexy phenomenal women and that I won’t celebrate and look up to the Xenas, the Buffys, the Veronica Mars, the Zoe Washburnes, the Cassandra Cains, the Storms, in the same way I look up to Batman or Superman, then FUCK YOU!!!! Real men celebrate phenomenal women.

-If you argue that we live in such a colorblind post-racial society and then flip your shit whenever someone asks for better representation of POCs in comics, THEN FUCK YOU!!!!!

-You wanna piss and moan over a black man being cast as a god but conveniently turn a blind eye to the erasure of the dearth of POC roles in comics and media, FUCK YOU!!!!

-If the story of Adam: The Legend of the Blue Marvel didn’t educate your privileged white asses that racism and white privilege is more rampant than ever, then read about the lynching and cover-up that went down here:

http://www.ankhesen-mie.net/2010/12/rip-frederick-jermaine-carter.html

Still don’t want to believe the truth? FUCK YOU!!!!

-To white bigots who think racism is cool and edgy, FUCK YOU!!!! That’s right Dan Slott, I’m still looking at your punk ass. Go fuck yourself.

http://neo-prodigy.livejournal.com/894597.html
http://neo-prodigy.livejournal.com/894823.html

-To you self-proclaimed white allies, FUCK YOU!!! Rather than letting the POCs do all the heavy lifting fighting racism, why don’t you get off your pasty asses and do something. Why don’t YOU start a protest and a movement and demand better representation instead of providing your POC friends lip service and indulging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk about how you’re such a good white ally. Here’s the thing, you have white privilege. People actually listen to you. Why don’t you use your privilege for good.

-To you cis white fangirls who are all too quick to forget that women’s rights and feminism ALSO applies to WOC and trans sisters, FUCK YOU as well!!

Just as you’re quick to protest and act for your blonde haired blue-eyed audience inserts , your comic book Bella Swans, why don’t you be just as proactive in demanding ongoing titles and better treatment of Storm, Vixen, Renee Montoya, Dust, Amanda Waller, Cassandra Cain, you know, women who actually DESERVE their own titles.

-And speaking of speshul cis white fangirls, I’m not your gay pet, nor am I your fashion accessory. If and when you make with the heterosexism, expect privileges to be checked and a foot in that ass.

-Anybody who takes issue with this gay Negro taking pride in his fandom and having his own space and ideas and having an opinion on who he gets to celebrate in his fanboy squee, FUCK YOU!!!!!

-If you think you’re going to dictate how I enjoy comic fandom, THEN FUCK YOU!!!

-If you take exception to me calling out heterosexism, racism, white privilege, misogyny or any other aspect of institutional oppression in comics and real life, FUCK YOU!!!!

-If you have a problem with me being fed up with being denigrated and not being nice about it, FUCK YOU!!!!

-If you take issue with me speaking out and demanding equality in fandom for women, POCs, and LGBTQs, FUCK YOU!!!!!!

-If you have a problem with me demanding equality and respect for me and mine, FUCK YOU!!!!!

This all to say, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, you’re cool, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, not you the other one behind you, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, especially FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, and FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Who’s next?

9 thoughts on “Comic Book Fandom: FUCK YOU!!!!

  1. Dan Slott,

    Clearly you don’t know what “Fuck off” means, so let me explain it to you.

    I do not want you here, and I don’t want any of your trolls to come here either. Do not attempt to post another comment to his blog. Do not link to or talk about this blog.

    This is not a request. This is not open for debate.

    Leave this blog the fuck alone.

  2. Hah! Don’t LINK or TALK about this blog? What are you? God? Do you even understand what freedom means? Wow. Just to clarify: It’s okay for you to use the internet to call someone a “white bigot”– but NOT for them to defend themselves? Or to even draw attention to it? Or discuss it? How is that reasonable? What a bizarre set of standards you have.

    • Do you even understand what freedom means? Unless the men in the dark, sober suits in the black vans have paid you a visit due to trolling this site, your freedoms are still well intact. “Freedom of speech” means that the GOVERNMENT won’t arrest, jail or “disappear” you for what you write as long as it doesn’t violate local statutes (i.e. blackmail letters and ransom notes to not fall under freedom of speech). It does NOT mean you get to spew whatever bile enters your noggin and the rest of us just have to take it with a smile and offer you cake. So unless the local, state or federal cops are taking you in, you got no freedom of speech beef here.

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